Perhaps I'm not a born blogger

I think a natural-born blogger would remember that they have a blog. I keep forgetting. It's likely nobody out there in the whole big cyber-world will ever see this new post, because the very few who knew I started this blog will have given up on me long ago.

So what do you say in a blog that nobody is going to read?

Anything you want.

If I had a million dollars, I'd get my house paid off and buy Heather a car and set up trust funds for Justin and Austin.

If I had a million bars of chocolate, I'd go to the mall and give a bunch of them away to people who seem to need a lift.

If I had a million nickels, I'd keep them in rolls and take my kids to the Nickelcade to play lots of video games.

If I had a million hammers, I'd still never build a wall.

If I had a million kleenexes, I could probably use them up in just a couple of years.

If I had a million pairs of contact lenses, that would be a bit too much.

If I had a million cars, I'd give them away to straight A high school drivers.

If I had a million chapsticks, I'd keep them in storage because you can never have too many chapsticks.

If I had a million pennies, I'd put them in the bank, because that's nothing to sneeze at.

If I had a million trampolines, I'd still pee my pants if I jumped too hard.